Forget the Mistletoe! 3 for 2 in the Ann Summers Gift Shop
Ann Summers are spicing things up this Christmas. Their gift shop is causing quite the stir, offering 3 times the fun for the price of 2. My top picks guarantee giggles, plenty of festive frolics and possible dangling bollocks. Santa’s sack is filled to the brim with stocking fillers, secret Santa ideas and some cheeky pressies for yourself. Whether you’re naughty or nice, there’s something for everyone.
Ann Summers: Massage Oil Pleasure £8.00
Are you looking for a low profile product that won’t need to be hidden away after every use? This Massage Oil Pleasure can be used for relaxing massages, ideal after a long hard day (no pun intended) or taken to the next level, perfect for a steamier encounter.
Whether you need a neck rub or he needs a cock rub, you’ll have something at hand which doesn’t need to be kept in the naughty drawer. Unlike some other oils on the market, this sensual product doesn’t have an over powering smell, and won’t leave you with sticky fingers…
Ann Summers: 50 Days of Play £10.00
Who needs to go out when you can lock yourselves in and enjoy this 50 Days of Play game? Loosen the reigns and let the game push you and your partner into naughty situations that you might not have thought of doing before.
Adding fire to your standard bedroom routine, you’ll be living the lives of Mr Grey and his submissive sex partner. This game includes 50 invitations of fun-fuelled satisfying adventures and 10 secret envelopes which consist of 5 levels. So whether you’re like the Virgin Mary or like Kimye at it on a motorbike, there’s something for everyone.
Ann Summers: 2015 Handy Man Calander £10.00
If you’re lacking a bit of eye candy in your life then this sexy 2015 calendar will sort you right out. If you want abs of steel, tattoos, cheekiness and plenty of tight trousers then this would be the perfect naughty gift for a friend or yourself.
Everyone needs a calendar, so start the year off with a bang with 12 hunky guys. It’s abs galore. Have you been good enough to find one underneath your tree?
Ann Summers: Never Have I Ever £6.00
The Out On The Town range from Ann Summers never disappoints. Get a group of girls and each whack a willy out. I’m talking about these Never Have I Ever sticks. The pack contains 30 revealing statements; who’s the minx of the group and who will be the weakest link? It reveals secrets you didn’t even know about your best friend. Did she really shack up with your brother?
Ann Summers: Willy Cake Mould £10.00
I saw this in the Ann Summers gift shop and had to include it. I mean, who wouldn’t appreciate a giant penis cake mould? This would be awesome for birthdays (just make sure it’s not your nan’s) but especially for hen parties. It’s fair to say you’d get plenty of helpings out of it, and you may even want to go back for more.
This mould is 28cm in length, 16cm width and 7cm in height. Decorate the girthy sponge with appropriate colour icing and as much penis-related detail as you like. I can’t understand why we haven’t seen Mary Berry judging one of these yet? Her soft peaks would go down a treat.
Ann Summers : Mini But Mighty 4 Play Starter Kit £15.00
Mini but mighty is a debatable phrase with us women, but in this case these mini-size tubes of foreplay lube are brilliant. For £15.00 you get 5 different lubes for 5 different experiences. It includes Pleasure Rub, Booty Rub, Dick Rub, Nipple Rub and Pussy rub.
Let’s be honest it’s pretty self-explanatory, but what you don’t know is that you can discover positions which you thought weren’t even possible. The gel is intensifying and will get you more wet than the gel itself. These are fantastic sex essentials which are great value for money and will give you a satisfying and intimate night in.
Ann Summers: Red Fur Handcuffs £8.00
Spice things up in the bedroom with these sexy red handcuffs. Tease your other half with these erotic restraints and show him your best moves cowgirl. Get pulses racing and make it a night to remember.
The lining of the fur, cushions the wrists so it’s comfortable, but strong enough to make the best erotic accessory. So if he wants to pull as hard as he wants, then he can; but there’s no escaping (sorry). With 3 for 2 in the gift shop why not team it up with something else in my top picks for a night of passion.
Make sure you have an amazing Christmas and don’t leave anyone high and dry this year. Make the most of the tantalising offers and great gifts, so you’re not left in the naughty corner. Mind you, it may not be all that bad…
Ann Summers: Red Bullet 1 Speed £10.00
Whether you’re a single gal’ wanting some “me time” or you just simply want to make your Tuesday nights that little more exciting, this Red Bullet 1 Speed Vibrator won’t let you down. It’s small but effective (unlike other things) which has one speed which will leave you saying “more, more, more”. It’s powerful but discreet so no one will hear you under the sheets, making it your perfect bedtime buddy.
Or perhaps you and your partner are wanting to introduce sex toys and want to inject some liveliness into the same old routine, then this is ideal for newbies. It’s just 8cm long but will give you the most mind-blowing orgasms. Just make sure you don’t get more used to this than your partner. Awks.